Nathan or Nate same thing. Call me short and I'll stab you in the neck with a fork. In college. Emotionally taken. I have fucked up nightmares. I post w.e I like. From the maple syrup country.

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved)

duckygoodness:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker)

andrewbreitel:

it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose

(Source: andrewbreitel)

(Source: mercuryfish)

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

uncoveredbylove:

Why can’t fate bring us back together? 

gillpickle:

Prom 2010

gillpickle:

Prom 2010

(Source: awwww-cute)